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 				<a href="https://blog.slonk.ing/"><strong>my blog</strong></a>
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+			<h2 id="motd">message of the day</h2>
+
+			<p>
+				who decided that the maximum character length for a password on android is 16? this
+				is why i can't trust my phone with my ssh keys and stuff. damn.
+			</p>
+
 			<h2 id="about">about</h2>
 
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 				though?
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-			<blockquote>
-				<p>
-					"never spend diamonds on a hoe. eff5 unb3 mending diamond hoes are already in
-					the loot table of ancient city main chests."
-				</p>
-				- anonymous
-			</blockquote>
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